| CONTENTS |
| INTRODUCTION BY MAISIE WARD |
| THE COLOURED LANDS (ABOUT 1912) |
| BOB-UP-AND-DOWN (1931) |
| THE WHALE'S WOOING |
| BALLADE OF KINDNESS TO MOTORISTS |
| THE JAZZ |
| HALF-HOURS IN HADES (SCHOOL PERIOD 1891) |
| DREAMS (1901) |
| STILTON AND MILTON |
| IN THE EVENING (1894) |
| TRIOLET (1928) |
| THE END OF THE ANECDOTE (1925) |
| THE WILD GOOSE CHASE (SCHOOL PERIOD ABOUT 1892) |
| THE ARTISTIC SIDE (1930) |
| A BALLADE OF THE GROTESQUE |
| A SONG OF WILD FRUIT (1929) |
| PAINTS IN A PAINT-BOX (1901) |
| A FRAGMENT (ABOUT 1896) |
| LES BOILEAUX |
| THE TWO TAVERNS (1926) |
| TAGTUG AND THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE (1919) |
| BALLADE OF THE TEA-POT |
| THE PROFESSOR AND THE COOK (1926) |
| GIRL GUIDES |
| WONDER AND THE WOODEN POST (1912) |
| A BALLADE OF DEAD MEN |
| THE TAMING OF THE NIGHTMARE (SCHOOL PERIOD ABOUT 1892) |
| ON HOUSEHOLD GODS AND GOBLINS (1922) |
| THE PHANTOM BUTLER (1926) |
| THE JOYS OF SCIENCE (1900) |
| THE LEGEND OF THE SWORD (1928) |
| PLAKKOPYTRIXOPHYLISPERAMBULANTIOBATRIX (1910) |
| CHRISTMAS AND THE FIRST GAMES (1934) |
| A BALLADE OF A STOIC |
| A NIGHTMARE (1907) |
| HOMESICK AT HOME (ABOUT 1896) |
| AFTERWORD BY MARTIN GARDNER |
| COLOR ILLUSTRATIONS |
| A BLUE DEVIL |
| A BLUE STOCKING |
| THE GREEN MAN |
| THE GREEN-GROCER |
| THE DISADVANTAGE OF HAVING TWO HEADS |
| THE ROSE-COLORED SPECTACLES |
| PICTURES FROM THE PAINT-BOX |
| THE MISSING LINK |
| BLACK AND WHITE ILLUSTRATIONS |
| G. K. C.'S DRAWING OF HIMSELF WHILE STILL AT THE SLADE SCHOOL (AGED ABOUT 20) |
| JOB PLAYING PATIENCE |
| LITTLE BO-PEEP |
| HALF-HOUR IN HADES |
| IMMORTAL IDIOTS 1-ABEL |
| STILTON & MILTON |
| THE DESPAIR OF HEROD |
| IMMORTAL IDIOTS 2-WAT TILER |
| AS I WOULD LIKE TO BE, AS I AM |
| POKER PATIENCE |
| MRS CHESTERTON'S DONKEYS |
| IMMORTAL IDIOTS 3-CHARLES I |
| DIOGENES TEACHES ALEXANDER PATIENCE |
| A TRUE VICTORIAN CUTS A DISREPUTABLE AUTHOR |
| IMMORTAL IDIOTS 4-NELSON |
| PUBLISHERS ARRIVING AND FLEEING |
| NATURAL ANNOYANCE OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE |
| JUST INDIGNATION OF QUEEN VICTORIA |
| SIGNS OF THE LAST DAYS |
| THREE ACRES AND A COW |
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